My version of a horror movie

I was at this gelato place with mum and dad today while we watched a kiddo not more than 3 years old make her mum's life a living hell in just 10 mins. Here is what happened. Kid enters, sees ice cream, screams and the mother orders for whatever that is the kid wants, The kid has absolutely no patience to wait for it and therefore screams, screches, yells and cries out loud while dramatically sitting on the floor until the ice cream cone is in her hand!

That, fellow bloggers, is a true drama queen! I was so close to standing up and applauding at the brilliant performance! But I was too caught up in my own thoughts to do so.

My parents on the other hand were busy laughing at me the whole time. Why you ask? lemme give you the background story.

There was once this guy, good looking, good family, our family friends too, and a lot of other good things basically and he wanted to marry me! yea yea... this was a while ago, I disagreed... obviously because I am way too young for it. But my mum had one and only one thing to tell me and her exact words are "Sure, marry late but be sure I won't be strong and able enough to take care of your kids then, you are on your own!" to which I had bravely replied "If I can create one, I can sure as hell manage one!"

For a split second there (more actually) I was trying to picture myself there and my parents being my parents could easily read my mind. They laughed through ice cream and then also through coffee a while later!

But really the scene was scary. Really scary.

The irony is staring at us, covered in blood stains

Was just watching this particular track from 'Khuda ke liye' on Youtube. I happened to read through the comments. Here's some of those:

"Music is haram even if people listen to it at least admit its haram, dont bend the rules"
says one to which someone else has replied
"can someone quote me an ayat from quraan forbidding music, or a confirmed hadith? btw does Allah not dictate us to say prayer regularly, pay zakat regularly and fear Allah? does he not order us to treat our women well? do we do that and condemn those who don't with the same gusto as we use against music and those who like it. let the first stone be hurled by the one who has never sinned!" and another comment goes "Religion should be separated from state matters and Pakistan should be a secular state. It's going to take at least a decade to cleanse our society from religious fanaticism.everyone who love Pakistan should make there voice heard that we will not let mullahs to highjack the whole society.Only socialist idiology can defeat religious fanatics. Well done shoaib ji, we need more films like this"

In fact every video on youtube on this movie has started a debate of sorts in its comments section, not just for this movie, pick any Atif aslam songs and there is a debate on India and Pakistan. "haram" being the most used term!

Purists - they are the trouble makers. They are the ones who are trying so desperately hard to put breaks on the progress. Mix a little bit of these purists with some hunger for power and insanity and there you have the perfect reciepe for disaster!

People die everyday. The newspaper everyday has reports of bomb blasts or killing in the name of religion or war or some overrated nonsense like that. After a while, I think people won't even blink at such news, until the situation gets worse and comes to bite their ass!

But then, what I think hardly matters. I wonder how everything went so terribly wrong that it now seems irreparable, the mistakes done are far too many and unforgivable. The self declared saviors of the religion, language and even mankind, And bombs to save mankind?
 
Why look at other countries, a simple division of labour, belief in a particular god, turned into something as inhuman as untouchables, their supression, revolt, quotas, national debates on it, politicos making use of this bias to get what they want - power! and so much more in our country.

Did you read about Thackeray today? wanting members from his party to take an oath only in marati while our constitution clearly states a candidate can chose any language from the 17 languages to take his oath? He is another maniac...wants marathi to be the only language spoken, wants everyone else out of bombay.... oops.. mumbai! next he'll want mumbai to be a country on its own where everyone speaks marathi wearing those white caps and he will be the king! He even warned them openly saying ‘‘If anyone dares not to take the oath in Marathi, you will see what my MLAs can do. They will create a ruckus in the house’’ here's the full story if you want to read it.

I don't even want to talk about the politics in karnataka! They have made a fool out of everyone involved! I got this text message from a friend in the morning and nothing could have described the situation here any better:

What is full of crazy monkeys and not a zoo? changes every fortnight but not the moon?
The karnataka government!

Actually when I take a step back... separate myself from the reality and look at it from a distance. I find it very funny, very very funny. Like dumb blond jokes. It is funny because it is hard to believe such extreme stupidity can exists. But it does. All around us and sadly somewhere without our knowledge we become a part of this big elaborate cruel joke. But a joke nevertheless.

where everyday feels like an eternity!

If you watch How I met your mother, you are probably familiar with the slapsgiving episode.

My life is somewhat like that. I am like barney, waiting, waiting, pretending it is ok.... forcing myself to believe it is ok but then deep down I am one big mess!

I have 3 birthdays and a wedding in the next week alone, that in normal circumstances would be enough to keep me busy and off the worrying zone but I am guessing it won't be easy to stop worrying even with all that going on.

Hate the wait! - by perplexed 

God, keep me busy and make time fly really really fast until the 2nd week of november, 
and then make it go really really slow till 22nd december 
and then speed it up again to a lightning speed forever and forever :) 

See, I even wrote a poem! a rhyming one at it too!


PS: yes, I am still in the 'I believe god exists on blogger and twitter' phase... its a phase.



The legend of the email

Even before I wonder about the happenings in the world while reaching out to the newspaper or even before I make a weird noise which basically translates to "ma, I want coffee", I switch on the laptop, connect it to the net, open my gmail, hotmail, yahoo-mail and whatever mail I have in the hope that THE mail has finally found its way to my inbox! But sigh.. it still hasn't!

The one thing ruling my life right now is the planet 'wait'. I waited for a job, I waited for my calling, I wait for people to come back from countries unheard of, I wait for people in countries far far away to come on skype, I wait for weekends just so that I can meet up with my two best buddies, I now wait for an email to come by.

But you know what? I realized that most of the time, The wait was worth it. So maybe, just maybe it will be worth it this time too.

This forced optimism is not going to last too long! Dear email, come already and put me out of this misery now!!

My favorite time of the year!

I love the last 3 months of the year for several reasons! the weather, the birthdays that get exhausting but fun nevertheless, the festivals, actually THE festival I totally love! <3

But I have reasons to hate this time of the year too... the crackers... my nightmare! I have never really liked them.. I don't know what can be good about smoke and noise! really! I understand the idea is to be together and have lots of fun but why those smoke emitting, noise creating stuff? Can't normal diwali booze/cards/gossip/food party do? where people eat drink talk and be merry? along with losing/earning money!

People, people, dear lovely sweet people, A humble request from me... don't burst them crackers... go to your terrace or balcony..watch the sky light up and be happy.... save yourself the trouble and also save the earth too... now, isn't that a sweet deal?

Speaking of sweet deals.. The one other reason I am scared...yes, scared! of this festive season is the inflow of huge huge big, enormous boxes of chocolates and sweets and all kinds of sugary stuff that are so tempting! It's like the more I give them away, the more comes in and then these boxes are stacked up one on top of the other...that will last up to new years and just when you finally finish out the last of the boxes and plan to get back on the healthy diet, comes another set of these sweets for new years! Is there no end to this Oh lord!?

Sigh.. the miseries of the calorie counter! :P

Nah... no calorie counting, not during diwali and the unbelievable number of birthdays that are going to follow that involves a lot..LOT of cake! :) So, Let me wish you all a very Happy Diwali!

 




 

holding on to letting go

Haven't had much to write about off late. No, I am not busy with work or short of time. I am just going through this writers block of sorts mostly because I don't know what to write about. I am not even doing movie reviews... I miss college.. really!! for once I do, I have watched every bollywood release friday first show while in college! My college was situated very verrry close to urvashi, vision, inox, and PVR... yea.. it is possible like 35 bucks in auto money to pvr and inox and 15 to urvashi... we call that close!! Now, my friends work on weekdays and weekends we go shop or just catch up...since we will have a lot to talk about and all and the movie...the movie..well suddenly seems not so important! Cannot believe this!!!!

Ok less cribbing... but let me post something that I posted about 2 weeks ago and then took it off... because.. because..well.. it just made me seem like a really sad person and I didn't want to come across as one such sad person! But things have been looking up lately.. too early to talk.. but I can tell you good things are in the process of happening... ok,,maybe not good-good but things are happening!! That's good for me! Find the post here : Oh dear holy mother of wrongness!

So that was then..lot changed.. now.. I have come up with a new blog title.. this time seriously.... going by the current events in my life.. chucking everything familiar to me and taking this giant leap of faith to do something totally new is so unlike me. But I am doing it anyway. So guys... this is what I have thought of..
                                           
                          A lot like bungee jumping 

Good? bad? No? yes?.... ?? tell me tell me!!

I have stayed with "a confused multitude of things" for over 3 years now!! yeah baby.. 3 full years and a little more... I was on wordpress before moving here though. I have always wanted to do a birthday post or a touching 100 post sort of thing.... anyway.. this is my 214th post :) :) I will miss the title.. very very much. But I am getting a little too old to be a confused multitude of things.. I know I have said this before.. but seriously! seriously! High time I stopped being so clueless. I also know so many people who read this blog in person, .. and that makes it so much harder to post some of the posts that will remain in my drafts forever! I write because one day when I am 88 years old and most of my friends stay 6 feet under and the rest have serious memory issues and when my kids are too occupied with their life and my knees prevent me from trekking, globe trotting and mountain climbing and I want to sit by myself and want to remember the best every story, I will want to read this.. all of this and smile. A big toothless smile :)

One for the better things in life

Some days are good, some bad, some just great like today! Have I mentioned how much I love the rain? A billion times over I am sure!





Mrs.G got an impromptu leave today so we met up at our favorite coffee shop again! Its our very own central perk. We really do act like we own the place while we are there!! then we went out shopping and ended up in daily bread in JP nagar when it started raining! I know one thing, even if we talk everyday for hours together, meet up every weekend and talk again... we will still have a lot to talk about!!

Mrs.G, I am so proud of you babe!! your first pay day and all :) stuff we have always talked about! and OMG we are growing up!! I am sure the ocean in between can't do much to take this away from us. I promise! :)

Sometimes I wonder where life is going to take each one of us. It is a small world what with facebook and all but the distance sometimes gets cruel and shows no mercy and then I think again, if we could live through all that we did... time and distance are evils we can easily fight! Fight is what we do best anyway...with every auto-wallah.. and every other person whenever we get a chance to!! the kick it gives us! come to think of it... we are horrible people.. but that's for another post! :P

Dear God,

I really wish you would watch television for entertainment...its a marvelous thing we humans have created... you might need a little help with the remote at first but its really easy once you get the hang of it or I really wish you played with water balloons instead of people's lives!

Pick another sport! Please, for all our sakes!

and while I am at writing letters in the form of blog posts, lemme also add the other concerns/requests 

God, I don't want the good or better or the best... I only want the 'right'! Get it?


PS: I donno why, for someone who has so much trouble believing in god, I seem to believe god to be on blogger and twitter as well!!